August 21, 2012 · 0 Comments
Post by Jacqueline Burt
So apparently we can add “Dairy Queen employee” to the list of Most Dangerous Jobs. Just ask the poor guy who happened to be on soft-serve duty in a Las Vegas DQ when a masked man brandishing a “full-sized, martial arts sword” ran into his store screaming. Because I’m pretty sure he’d agree. I’m also pretty sure there’s no entry in the Dairy Queen employee handbook index under: “Shoplifters, see Samurai sword-wielding.”
Thankfully, the employee wasn’t hurt … because the ice cream thing was just a front, and he’s really a trained Samurai warror!
No, just kidding. Not about the employee not getting hurt, because he really didn’t get hurt. But his weapon of self-defense wasn’t a sword …